e: c said that my mom was so fat she was fatter than the whole world.me: he said what?
e: that my mom was fatter than the whole world.me: what did you do to him?
i go talk to c.
me: c, did you talk to e today at lunch?
c: yes.me: what did you say to her?
c: nothing.me: she says that you said her mom was fatter than the whole world. did you say that?
c: yeah. but you don't know what she said first.me: what did she say?
c: it's too bad. i can't repeat it.me: what did she say
c: (near tears) i can't repeat it. it's too bad.me: c, i give you permission to repeat to me and me only.
c: she said "well i know what your parents do"me: what?
c: she said to me, "i know what your parents do"...and well...(begins fidgiting uncontrollably) i think she meant....sex. you know? you know what that is? that's what i think she meant.me: goodness gracious. go stand in line.