what does that mean?

there sure are a lot of backs in here.

honeymoon

my mom and dad went to california for their honeymoon and they did a lot of dirty dancing.

sick

kid: i don't feel good. i think i have a fever.
me: what hurts?
kid: my leg.

from the fiance

i normally only post things children say, but this made me laugh so i thought i'd share it with you.

me: i think you can do anything you set your mind to. let's make a list of goals.
d---: you can't use the g-word around me!

sweet heart

a student i had last year walks into school and says...
"i didn't know my friends were going to be here!"

his mom says "which friends?"

he says,

"Ms. Barnes!"

interesting week

child 1 (crying): he called me the g-word!
me: what is the g-word?
child 1: gay!


me to child 2: why did you call him gay?
child 2: he was rubbing his hands on my chest like this (rubs hands on chest vigorously), and _______ called him gay too!

me to child 3: did you call child 1 gay?
child 3: no! i called MYSELF gay!

do you see what i see?