Staring

One of my very bright kids noticed that when I'm thinking really hard I will stare off and bite my lip. As I was doing this one day I heard her to say to another student, "Don't worry. She's not looking at you. She's just thinking. I used to think she was mad at me all the time staring at me so hard, but she's just thinking."

Sorry for staring at you.

what does your mom do all day?

sleep.

What are you doing over there?...

kid: looking at the woods.
teacher: it looked like you were peeing through the fence. why was that?
kid: i was peeing through the fence.

E.T.

e.t. terrifies me at night.


me too, kid. me too.

how old will you be when you get married?

i'll die before i get married.

What is your mom's favorite thing to say to you?

no.

Acrostic

A sweet little lady gave me an acrostic poem today

O-often here (i think i'm always here.)
G-giving (that's kind of her to say)
D-does stuff for us (true.)
E-end fights (ha!)
N-ndoor fun (as opposed to outdoor fun.)